Wednesday, July 24, 2013

THE NATIONAL BRAINWASHING COMPANY!


     SPOKESMAN: THE NATIONAL BRAINWASHING COMPANY PRESENTS!

     SFX: Fireworks through the announcement.

ANNOUNCER: 1! 2! 3!  Time again for Tennessee!  Tuxedo and His Tales!  This portion brought to you by….

     SPOKESMAN: ADOLPH SCHICKLEGREWER’S SPECIAL HOPS!  THE WORST BEER EVER BREWED!  ONE TASTE…AND YOU DIE!  DON’T DRINK ADOLPH SCHICKLEGREWER’S SPECIAL HOPS!  IT’S THE WORST BEER YOU COULD EVER DRINK!

     SFX: Death rattle(X3).

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